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Crazy Dave's Inverts is ready to feed your addiction to tarantulas, true spiders, scorpions, myriapods and other whacky bugs at insane prices! We will have available a virtual insane asylum of 8-legged Prozac to turn your hallucinations into reality. MISSION STATEMENT We believe in offering only the finest captive-bred & wild-caught inverts, even if it means looking under every sofa cushion in the world. We believe in providing unparalleled service to each and every one of our customers. Except a few. And you know who you are. We believe that when our customers are happy, we succeed. We believe in profitability. We don't believe in greed. We believe in honesty. And honest mistakes. We believe that if you're really good at something, and really passionate about it, success will come.