From the penthouse to the outhouse and other vital news
The last 4 weeks or so has been quite hectic as I have been preparing to move from my palatial estate in the Slums of Beverly Hills to a quiet, tree-lined street in the Mar Vista area of Los Angeles. There goes the neighborhood. As I was asked forced deciding on moving, there may have been a delay or two in my email responses or shipping orders to customers. As I pride myself as being on the cutting edge™ of customer service, I will always strive to exceed your expectations.
On a more serious note, I want to wish a heart-felt “get well” to the cutting edge™ of buffoons, Todd Gearheart, on his recent foot surgery. Rumor has it that Todd had put his foot in his mouth too many times, and it finally had to be surgically removed. An unnamed source indicated that Toddie’s surgery involved entering through a scrotal incision because of an emptiness in that area.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Todd poses with foot donor after his cutting edge surgery.
