Spoiled...rotten
 
In my never-ending quest to provide superior service and products, I’ve been thinking about the catch-phrases and selling points of other businesses and how I could adopt them to bugs.
 
  1.  “Homemade” - A simple one, eh? On a restaurant’s menu, does this mean that someone prepared the food in their filthy home kitchen instead of the county-inspected restaurant’s?
 
  1.  “Best by date” - This doesn’t mean it’s not good after the date, just that it’s best by the date. I’ve tried to get my daughter to think the chunky milk is homemade cottage cheese.  By the way, how do you tell when sour cream goes bad, does it turn fresh?
 
  1.  “What happens at Crazy Dave’s stays at Crazy Dave’s” - No comment. You don’t want to know what I did to your bugs before I shipped them to you.
 
  1.  “Reach out and touch someone.” - I did. I’m on probation.
 
  1.  “Home of the whopper” - Shameless plug HERE
 
  1.  “Bet you can’t eat just one” - Shameless plug #2 HERE
 
  1. "...I just saved a bunch of money on my invertebrates (by switching to Crazy Dave’s)."
 
 
 
Monday, June 9, 2008