Yippee! I have a confirmed
“Padded Cell” reader!
What a happy day! I’m bursting at the seams with pride now that I have a dedicated reader hanging on my every word here at the Padded Cell. How do I know this, you ask? Hard as it is to believe, Crazy Dave is not as dumb as he looks. None other than world-renowned tarantula expert, narcissist, wanna-be grifter, and whining little girl, Todd “Cry Me a River” Gearheart.
Seems that Todd is upset at being exposed by Crazy Dave, the Chris Hansen of the arachnid hobby, and all-around Seeker of Truth. Here’s a tip, jackass, I’M GIVING YOU FREE ADVERTISING! Stop your whining and running to tell your daddy that mean, old Crazy Dave is saying bad things about you. Take all of the energy you put towards your petulant behavior and instead make an attempt to run your business in an upfront, honest manner. No need to thank me, it’s been my pleasure.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
